*Papa’s Principles*
If you’re going to poke yourself, you must use a plastic fork.
*February 9, 2009*
Lucy: “Papa, drink your beer.”
Lucy: “Only Mama puts peaches in the toilet.”
*January 24, 2009*
Mama: “Papa likes to make up lies.”
*Early March 2008*
Mama: “Who is this, trying to sound like Neil Young and failing?” Papa: “Neil Young.”
*December 15, 2007*
Mama (of Lucy): “She’ll eat anything, as long as she’s not sitting in her [high]chair.”
*December 11, 2007*
Lucy: {big fart}. Mama: “That was productive!”
*December 2, 2007*
Papa: “Lucy, you have your skeleton on the inside of your body.” Mama: “Let’s keep it that way!”
*November 28, 2007*
Papa; “Lucy, I’m glad to see that you’re enjoying your crockery to the full.”
*November 25, 2007*
Papa: “No vehicles in the bathroom, please.”
*November 21, 2007*
Papa: “There’s some cheese on the floor over there; do you want to eat that?”
*November 18, 2007*
Mama: “Excuse mah belly.”
*November 12, 2007*
Papa: “Y’know, everything’s better when you’re hydrated.”
*Sunday, November 11, 2007*
Mama: “I wish the Harry Potter movies didn’t suck so bad.”
Papa: “You’ve had one M&M of each color. That was an orderly dessert.”