The Family Quotation Board

*Papa’s Principles*

If you’re going to poke yourself, you must use a plastic fork.

*February 9, 2009*

Lucy: “Papa, drink your beer.”

Lucy: “Only Mama puts peaches in the toilet.”

*January 24, 2009*

Mama: “Papa likes to make up lies.”

*Early March 2008*

Mama: “Who is this, trying to sound like Neil Young and failing?” Papa: “Neil Young.”

*December 15, 2007*

Mama (of Lucy): “She’ll eat anything, as long as she’s not sitting in her [high]chair.”

*December 11, 2007*

Lucy: {big fart}. Mama: “That was productive!”

*December 2, 2007*

Papa: “Lucy, you have your skeleton on the inside of your body.” Mama: “Let’s keep it that way!”

*November 28, 2007*

Papa; “Lucy, I’m glad to see that you’re enjoying your crockery to the full.”

*November 25, 2007*

Papa: “No vehicles in the bathroom, please.”

*November 21, 2007*

Papa: “There’s some cheese on the floor over there; do you want to eat that?”

*November 18, 2007*

Mama: “Excuse mah belly.”

*November 12, 2007*

Papa: “Y’know, everything’s better when you’re hydrated.”

*Sunday, November 11, 2007*

Mama: “I wish the Harry Potter movies didn’t suck so bad.”

Papa: “You’ve had one M&M of each color. That was an orderly dessert.”

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