The Family Quotation Board
Papa’s Principles
If you’re going to poke yourself, you must use a plastic fork.
February 9, 2009
Lucy: “Papa, drink your beer.”
Lucy: “Only Mama puts peaches in the toilet.”
January 24, 2009
Mama: “Papa likes to make up lies.”
Early March 2008
Mama: “Who is this, trying to sound like Neil Young and failing?” Papa: “Neil Young.”
December 15, 2007
Mama (of Lucy): “She’ll eat anything, as long as she’s not sitting in her [high]chair.”
December 11, 2007
Lucy: {big fart}. Mama: “That was productive!”
December 2, 2007
Papa: “Lucy, you have your skeleton on the inside of your body.” Mama: “Let’s keep it that way!”
November 28, 2007
Papa; “Lucy, I’m glad to see that you’re enjoying your crockery to the full.”
November 25, 2007
Papa: “No vehicles in the bathroom, please.”
November 21, 2007
Papa: “There’s some cheese on the floor over there; do you want to eat that?”
November 18, 2007
Mama: “Excuse mah belly.”
November 12, 2007
Papa: “Y’know, everything’s better when you’re hydrated.”
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Mama: “I wish the Harry Potter movies didn’t suck so bad.”
Papa: “You’ve had one M&M of each color. That was an orderly dessert.”