_Editors’ note: This morning we found the following note on our fridge, apparently written by Lucy (perhaps with the help of babysitter Allie?) during our absence last evening. Troubling indeed._
*4:07 PM* Parents leave — sweet!
*4:30* Change outfit — bikini top and pajama bottoms.
*5:01* Hit local bars to scope out the male-toddler scene.
*5:45* Margaritas. With salt.
*6:30* Home for dinner (M&Ms only).
*7:16* Dance Party with Allie which included standing on all the chairs, sticking our heads in the trash can, and cramming peanut butter inside the computer cart.
*8:47* Heard phone ring and subsequently yelled “Hello?” ninety-seven times.
*9:32* Fell asleep while watching mindless TV which will undoubtedly hinder “my vocabulary”:/news/2007/words-words-words/.
_So it sounds as if they had a busy evening! Fortunately, Lucy doesn’t appear any worse for wear this morning (though we can’t vouch for Allie)._
busted.