In our ongoing effort to be as absurd as possible here at BNN, we’ve decided to launch a contest: *When will Lucy’s umbilical-cord stump drop off?* (Seriously.) Enter your guess here, and if you come closest to the actual day and time, you will win _fabulous prizes!_ <\/p>\n
Actually, there will be *three winners.* And what will they win? The grand-prize winner will receive:<\/p>\n
# A special CD-ROM with the three cutest *movie clips* of Lucy we’ve shot so far
\n# A *personalized, autographed photo of Lucy* of your choice from among any published here at Boyds’ Nest News<\/p>\n
The two runners-up will *also* receive a personalized, autographed photo of their choice.<\/p>\n
Don’t miss this chance to win! Seriously, the movie clips are pretty dang cute. And her handwriting is elegant, so the autographed glossies are sure to be collector’s items.<\/p>\n
h3. Rules<\/p>\n
Here’s how it works:<\/p>\n
# Make your guess about when — in *days, hours, and minutes after her birth* — Lucy’s umbilical-cord stump will fall off.
\n# Submit a comment (below) to this post and state clearly your guess in days, hours, and minutes. (Anyone submitting a guess in the form of calendar dates will be publicly mocked.)
\n# The time of aforementioned stump-falling-off-age will be determined by the sole judgement of the Official Judges, Mama and Papa. They will notify the three people (or more, in the event of ties) whose guesses are closest to the actual time of their stupendous win!<\/p>\n
It’s easy to enter a submission here: just type your name, email, and answer in the comment form below!<\/p>\n
p{color:gray}. *Note:* Your email is required, but it will never be published by BNN in any form. Any of you who know Jon already know that chances are good he is more paranoid about the security of your private information than you are. :)<\/p>\n
Good luck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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