{"id":363,"date":"2006-07-25T15:53:02","date_gmt":"2006-07-25T20:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/2006\/babies-are-aliens\/"},"modified":"2006-07-25T15:53:02","modified_gmt":"2006-07-25T20:53:02","slug":"babies-are-aliens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/2006\/babies-are-aliens\/","title":{"rendered":"Babies are aliens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Six proofs that babies are not actually humans: <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image364\" src=\"http:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/IMG_2142.jpg\" alt=\"Catch this!\" class=\"alignright\" \/><\/p>\n<p># They&#8217;re capable of manufacturing Limburger cheese in the folds of their necks<br \/>\n# Their heads are over half the size of their bodies<br \/>\n# They don&#8217;t catch yawns from other humans (though we catch yawns from them; see photo, which makes me yawn just looking at it)<br \/>\n# It&#8217;s considered normal when their eyes change color and their hair falls out<br \/>\n# Like cats, they sleep two-thirds of the day<br \/>\n# Their poop is bright green<\/p>\n<p>What other evidence have I forgotten?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Six proofs that babies are not actually humans:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}