{"id":1713,"date":"2008-03-30T20:22:53","date_gmt":"2008-03-31T01:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/?p=1713"},"modified":"2008-03-30T21:05:15","modified_gmt":"2008-03-31T02:05:15","slug":"you-know-youre-sleep-deprived-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/2008\/you-know-youre-sleep-deprived-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You know you&#8217;re sleep-deprived when&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you&#8217;re not getting enough rest, the disorientation and diminished mental capacity can make it hard to recognize the problem yourself. But here are seven sure-fire warning signs. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/you-know-youre-sleep-deprived-when.JPG' alt='You know you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re sleep deprived when\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6' class=\"alignright\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You know you&#8217;re sleep-deprived when:<\/p>\n<p>* it&#8217;s noon before you realize you&#8217;re wearing your shirt backwards<br \/>\n* you dream that Erma Bombeck is the pitching coach for the Chicago Cubs<br \/>\n* you discover you&#8217;ve been using your nursing pad as a coaster<br \/>\n* you start hallucinating that the tidy little pile of wrapped up, used newborn diapers is a fresh order of _bao_ (Chinese steamed pork buns)<br \/>\n* &#8220;Yes, I&#8217;m a member of Al Qaeda. Yes, I may be considered an enemy combatant of the United States. Yes, I will sign the statement you&#8217;ve written for me. No, I don&#8217;t want to talk to an attorney. Will you please just let me sleep now?&#8221;<br \/>\n* the furnace, the ceiling fan, the fridge, the plumbing, and random street noise all sound as if they&#8217;re saying, &#8220;Mama!&#8221;<br \/>\n* you feel just as energetic and refreshed at 3:AM as you do at 3:PM<\/p>\n<p>Not that any of these have been happening to us!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you&#8217;re not getting enough rest, the disorientation and diminished mental capacity can make it hard to recognize the problem yourself. But here are seven sure-fire warning signs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}