{"id":126,"date":"2006-05-23T19:50:39","date_gmt":"2006-05-24T00:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/2006\/bunny-cide\/"},"modified":"2006-05-23T19:58:47","modified_gmt":"2006-05-24T00:58:47","slug":"bunny-cide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/2006\/bunny-cide\/","title":{"rendered":"Bunny-cide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love our Chicago bungalow, and I love its hardwood floors. But I hate the dust bunnies. After four weeks of undisturbed reproduction opportunities, they have moved in and started to take out home equity loans. But today we put a stop to it. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image127\" src=\"http:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/05\/IMG_0893.jpg\" alt=\"Die, bunnies, die!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I have heard that babies like vacuum cleaners. I have a baby, I have a vacuum cleaner, and I have a mission: to de-bunnify our floors. With my trusty sidekick riding in her BabyBj\u00c3\u00b6rn, we set out to tackle the linty masses. Lucy was lulled into slumber by the alluring hum of the bunny-sucker, and we got the job done. <\/p>\n<p>Are the floors perfect? No. Will they be back? In droves I&#8217;m sure, after a week or two. But I&#8217;m so glad I no longer have to avert my eyes from the puffy creatures under our couch while I&#8217;m nursing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love our Chicago bungalow, and I love its hardwood floors. But I hate the dust bunnies. After four weeks of undisturbed reproduction opportunities, they have moved in and started to take out home equity loans. But today we put a stop to it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boydsnest.org\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}