*Papa’s Principles*<\/p>\n
If you’re going to poke yourself, you must use a plastic fork.<\/p>\n
*February 9, 2009*<\/p>\n
Lucy: “Papa, drink your beer.”<\/p>\n
Lucy: “Only Mama puts peaches in the toilet.”<\/p>\n
*January 24, 2009*<\/p>\n
Mama: “Papa likes to make up lies.”<\/p>\n
*Early March 2008*<\/p>\n
Mama: “Who is this, trying to sound like Neil Young and failing?” Papa: “Neil Young.”<\/p>\n
*December 15, 2007*<\/p>\n
Mama (of Lucy): “She’ll eat anything, as long as she’s not sitting in her [high]chair.”<\/p>\n
*December 11, 2007*<\/p>\n
Lucy: {big fart}. Mama: “That was productive!”<\/p>\n
*December 2, 2007*<\/p>\n
Papa: “Lucy, you have your skeleton on the inside of your body.” Mama: “Let’s keep it that way!”<\/p>\n
*November 28, 2007*<\/p>\n
Papa; “Lucy, I’m glad to see that you’re enjoying your crockery to the full.”<\/p>\n
*November 25, 2007*<\/p>\n
Papa: “No vehicles in the bathroom, please.”<\/p>\n
*November 21, 2007*<\/p>\n
Papa: “There’s some cheese on the floor over there; do you want to eat that?”<\/p>\n
*November 18, 2007*<\/p>\n
Mama: “Excuse mah belly.”<\/p>\n
*November 12, 2007*<\/p>\n
Papa: “Y’know, everything’s better when you’re hydrated.”<\/p>\n
*Sunday, November 11, 2007*<\/p>\n
Mama: “I wish the Harry Potter movies didn’t suck so bad.”<\/p>\n
Papa: “You’ve had one M&M of each color. That was an orderly dessert.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
*Papa’s Principles* If you’re going to poke yourself, you must use a plastic fork. *February 9, 2009* Lucy: “Papa, drink your beer.” Lucy: “Only Mama puts peaches in the toilet.” *January 24, 2009* Mama: “Papa likes to make up lies.” *Early March 2008* Mama: “Who is this, trying to sound like Neil Young and failing?” … <\/p>\n