Tue, Jul 25, 2006

Babies are aliens

Posted in Babies at 3:53 pm by Jon

Six proofs that babies are not actually humans:

1. They’re capable of manufacturing Limburger cheese in the folds of their necks
2. Their heads are over half the size of their bodies
3. They don’t catch yawns from other humans (though we catch yawns from them; see photo, which makes me yawn just looking at it)
4. It’s considered normal when their eyes change color and their hair falls out
5. Like cats, they sleep two-thirds of the day
6. Their poop is bright green

What other evidence have I forgotten?

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